10. I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!
9. Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Anderson Lee had a baby!
8. Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the Super Bowl.
7. Get your *own* ice cream, Buddha!
6. Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today.
5. I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!
4. Are your ankles supposed to look like that?
3. Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!
2. Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water.
and The Number 1 Fatal Thing to Say to Your Pregnant Wife...
1. You don't have the guts to pull the trigger, Lard@$$.
9. Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Anderson Lee had a baby!
8. Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the Super Bowl.
7. Get your *own* ice cream, Buddha!
6. Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today.
5. I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!
4. Are your ankles supposed to look like that?
3. Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!
2. Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water.
and The Number 1 Fatal Thing to Say to Your Pregnant Wife...
1. You don't have the guts to pull the trigger, Lard@$$.
