'Twas a Sad Thing
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her doctor to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido.
What about trying Viagra? asked the doctor.
Not a chance, she said, he won't even take an aspirin.
Not a problem, replied the doc. Give him an Irish Viagra. Simply drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.
A week later the old lady called. Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid. Just terrible.
Really, What happened? asked the doctor.
Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!
Why so terrible, asked the doctor. Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?
Oh, no, no, no, doctor. The sex was fine.
In fact it was the best sex I've had in 25 years. But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again.
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her doctor to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido.
What about trying Viagra? asked the doctor.
Not a chance, she said, he won't even take an aspirin.
Not a problem, replied the doc. Give him an Irish Viagra. Simply drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.
A week later the old lady called. Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid. Just terrible.
Really, What happened? asked the doctor.
Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!
Why so terrible, asked the doctor. Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?
Oh, no, no, no, doctor. The sex was fine.
In fact it was the best sex I've had in 25 years. But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again.
