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A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The
wife is standing infront of a full-length mirror taking
a hard look at herself. "You know, dear," she says, "I
look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face
is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist,
and my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs,
and my arms are all flabby."

She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me
something positive to make me feel better about myself."

He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and
then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing
wrong with your eyesight."

Services for the husband will be held Saturday
morning at10:30 at St.Anselm's Memorial Chapel.
Female friends of the family are invited.
 
Why do wives have to ask the questions that we know are going to either get us killed or cut off.

Do I look fat in this dress. If you say no she tells you you're a liar. If you say yes your dead.
 

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