Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia

[barry2952]

Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia

Charlie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

 

[pepperman]

:lol: :lol: :lol: That was good!!!

 

[Conti94]

Bwahahahahahahah

 

[torquemonkey]

haha

 

[ALBUNDY]

A physician is bothered that he had sex with one of his patient. It bothered him all night. In the morning after a good nights sleep, he thought this isn't the first patient I've slep with and it won't be the last so I won't let it bother me. Then in the same moment a voice seize "but your a vet".

 

[Conti94]

A physician is bothered that he had sex with one of his patient. It bothered him all night. In the morning after a good nights sleep, he thought this isn't the first patient I've slep with and it won't be the last so I won't let it bother me. Then in the same moment a voice seize "but your a vet".

Lmao!! That is so wrong.

 

[pepperman]

A physician is bothered that he had sex with one of his patient. It bothered him all night. In the morning after a good nights sleep, he thought this isn't the first patient I've slep with and it won't be the last so I won't let it bother me. Then in the same moment a voice seize "but your a vet".

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha