Warning to all Men.

MonsterMark

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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be
alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer".

The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere.

It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs".

"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of "Beer" and then
simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several "Beers", men will often succumb to the desires to perform
sexual acts on horrific looking women whom they would never normally be
attracted.

After drinking "Beer", men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly
what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling
that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment
referred to as "marriage".

Men are much more susceptible to this scam after "Beer" is administered
and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this "Beer" and the women administering it, there are
male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the
phone book.
 
MonsterMark said:
After several "Beers", men will often succumb to the desires to perform
sexual acts on horrific looking women whom they would never normally be
attracted.

After drinking "Beer", men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly
what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling
that "something bad" occurred.

Sounds like this has happened to Bryan before :N
 
redn8 said:
My name is Norm and I'm a victim.
Welcome Norm to our support group. You are not alone. Many of us have been victimized by unscrupulous woman using this drug.

My friends and I used to go out 'heffing'. The idea was to find the biggest woman you could and ring the bell if you know what I mean. Well, we had to quit that program when it turned out some of us actually sobered up. Putting your arms around a woman and not being able to touch your fingertips brings you back to reality in a hurry. On the bright side, I did get some pretty good meals made for me at 3:00 in the morning.
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I feel the fool. I should have known it was some kind of trick.
 
Does "heffing" go along with Coyote ugly? Isn't that when you wake up with your arm underneath a woman that is so "heffed" that you chew your arm off to get away rather than wake her up.
 
Same thing, except you go for the fat one with a cute face. That way you don't have to put a bag over it.
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Embarrising, but we did the same thing when we were in the military.....but I used a flag instead of a bag.....that way I could screw my country the way it screwed me........HARD!!!!! :Beer
 
MonsterMark said:
My friends and I used to go out 'heffing'. The idea was to find the biggest woman you could and ring the bell if you know what I mean. Well, we had to quit that program when it turned out some of us actually sobered up. Putting your arms around a woman and not being able to touch your fingertips brings you back to reality in a hurry. On the bright side, I did get some pretty good meals made for me at 3:00 in the morning.
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I'm sorry but I could never do it.... My thought was what if this was the last time!! If I contracted some scary sickness from one of you guys who would screw anything!!! Ahhhhh....

I always thought if it's going to be the last it better be the best!!!!

I want to go out with a band not with a squash!!!

For those of you who know whe the Yoopers are - and Bryan I am betting you do!! (The Rusty Chevrolet song) They sing a song Ruthie Roll Over your Killing me!! Ruthie Roll over I think I'm Through -

For those who are curious here an Amazon link to the Yoopers with clips of songs.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...t_1/103-1565213-6006256?v=glance&s=music&st=*
 
MonsterMark said:
That way you don't have to put a bag over it.
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Burger King has a pretty good slogan on theirs though, "have it your way". Put the bag on and read it, and follow it.
 

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