the1andonlyGR81
Dedicated LVC Member
so i go to fill up st local station, and some douche has his car sideways in front of two pumps waiting to get to his side of tank, but in the peocess blocking the other side. there is only one line of pumps here two in line two sides four hoses. so i give the tinyist toot on the horn he starts giving me the finger all he had to do was back up and back in to get gas but hes too stupid to either figure that out or figure that out.now hes blocked the lady in who hes waiting to leave and on his phone and wont let her out wants her to back out the opposite way and there i sit amazed at how dumb some people are. i go out the station and come in the other entrance, back in put together my wheelchair and go inside. when im at the counter the :q:q:q:q:q:q:q pute his hand by my face with 3 dollars in his hand and tries to pay . i tell him " what, you dont see me here? wait your turn like everyone else, there were two people behind me like he was in a rush to get somewhere with 3$ in gas. i push his hand away pay and go outside. he comes out and starts yelling at me in jamacan and standing behind me. i turned around and asked him what his problem is and he takes a swing at me so i rolled back. i keep my .45 in the car so theres no way to get to it so i grab my knife from under my seat and this :q:q:q:q:q:q:q is trying to get to me after ive already cut him like 4 times. so i do the next best thing i pulled out the nozzle and hosed him with gas. mike comes out ofv the store at this point and beans the guy in the head with a can of soda knocking him out.i dont believe in calling the cops for anything i cant handle so i finished up, rolled over his fingers and went on my way. mike told me the guy was out for 20 min. got in his car and drove away. got pulled over for making an illegal u turn out of station, he came out of store to tell the cop what he just did, it didnt matter hes an illegal so they called ice and hes being deported, good riddance, idiot.
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