Why Condoms Come in boxes of 3, 6, & 12"

[pepperman]

Body: A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see, " replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, 0NE for Friday, 0NE for Saturday, and 0NE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy.

He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men, " the dad answers, TW0 for Friday, TW0 for Saturday, and TW0 for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. 0NE for January, 0NE for February, 0NE for March....etc."

 

[cavemansmarkviii]

Good one , but 3, 6, & 12"?

 

[mespock]

I remember back in the days when I needed them.. the box of 36....

First box I purchased...

 

[rmac694203]

Who uses condoms?

 

[JC1994]

:lol: :lol:

 

[torquemonkey]

Who uses condoms?

If I remember right, its for people who have sexual relations.

 

[rmac694203]

I have plenty of that, but haven't used a condom in years. I guess that's where the little one came from. Turns out pulling out is not an effective birth control method.