Why Italians Can't Be Paramedics ....

[Joeychgo]

WHY ITALIANS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS ....



Luigi and Salvatore are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Salvatore grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Luigi whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator, "I think Salvatore is dead! What should I do?"


The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence...... and then a shot is heard.

Luigi's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"

 

[MAllen82]

Holy crap, that was funny.

 

[1wykdmk8]

:Beer :Beer :Beer

 

[bigdog1279]

:q:q:q:qing awsome man

 

[JoeyLincolnMK8]

lol, that is f'ed up!!!

 

[MAllen82]

For all you fellow Italians, what grade were you in when you started having to shave? I was in 7th.

 

[pepperman]

:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

 

[mespock]

Now if that was a true Joey!!! But it needed a fat naked ugly girl to finish it off. :Beer

Very funny Godfather!

 

[Conti94]

LMAO!! :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

 

[Lincolnpimpin]

Cooooold Blooooded!

 

[Joeychgo]

6th.

--- Know why Italians wear Gold chains around their neck?

So we know where to stop shaving

For all you fellow Italians, what grade were you in when you started having to shave? I was in 7th.

 

[JoeyLincolnMK8]

--- Know why Italians wear Gold chains around their neck?

So we know where to stop shaving

:slam

 

[MrScalia]

6-7 th for shaving my face , 11th the back of my neck.