A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the lady behind the
wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to the flashing
lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his
bullhorn and yelled,
"PULLOVER!"
"NO," the lady yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the lady behind the
wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to the flashing
lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his
bullhorn and yelled,
"PULLOVER!"
"NO," the lady yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"