Ya'llbonics - For All You Yankees - LOL

[mespock]

"Ya'llbonics"
ANY GOOD SOUTH'NER WORTH THEIR WEIGHT IN PEACHES WILL UNDERSTAND EVERY SINGLE WORD BELOW !
HEIDI - (noun) - Greeting.

HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage "Heidi, Hire yew ?"

BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage "My brother bard my pickup truck."

JAWJUH - (noun) - The state north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner.
Usage "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."

BAMMER - (noun) - The state west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayum.
Usage "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in improvements."

MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division. Usage "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."

THANK - (verb) - Cognitive process. Usage "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."

BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and yeast.
Usage "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."

IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Alabama native."
Usage "Them bammer boys sure are ignert !"

RANCH - (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage "I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."

ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

FAR - (noun) - A conflagration. Usage "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far."

Usage "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."

TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument. Usage "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."

RETARD - (verb) - To stop working. Usage "My grampaw retard at age 65."

FAT - (noun), (verb) - a battle or combat; to engage in battle or combat.
Usage "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup y'uh."

RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege.
Usage "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."

CHEER - (adverb) In this place. Usage Just set that bare rat cheer.

FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic. Usage "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."

DID - (adjective) - Not alive.
Usage "He's did, Jim."

ARE - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas. Oxygen.
Usage "He cain't breathe ... give 'im some ARE !"

BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."

JEW HERE - (noun) and (verb) contraction. Usage "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny ?"

HAZE - a contraction. Usage "Is Bubba smart ? Nah...haze ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit'n 'is laf."

SEED - (verb) - past tense of "to see".
Usage "Billy Bob seed Bubba over'ta the fill'n station yester'd."

VIEW - contraction (verb) and pronoun.
Usage "I ain't never seed New York City ... view ?"

GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution.
Usage "Them gubmint boys shore is ignert."

 

[pepperman]

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[mach8]

Here's one that stumped my wife and myself when she got a call from one of the apartment complex managers her office oversees. This gal was from Jawjuh.

Vent-a -hood

As in "We need to replace the vent-a-hood in unit 64 before the new tenents move in."

Sound familiar to anyone?

 

[Conti94]

"WORTH WEIGHT IN PEACHES" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(While clapping continually)
"Goin down the country, gonna eat me lots of peaches"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Psychostang]

Here's one that stumped my wife and myself when she got a call from one of the apartment complex managers her office oversees. This gal was from Jawjuh.

Vent-a -hood

As in "We need to replace the vent-a-hood in unit 64 before the new tenents move in."

Sound familiar to anyone?

Yea, sounds like the cover over a stove/range, when you don't have a microwave installed. But it still has a vent fan.

 

[pepperman]

Rich, what is scary is , i know some people here that use those expresions. Thank god i was born and raised in Arizona