Year-end statistics on Airport screening from the TSA

[pektel]

Just received from a friend that travels a lot. She thought people would be interested to know that:

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

 

[topher5150]

I would think they would have discovered more hernias than hermaphrodites