You know your Mark was own by an old person when...

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Well its been a while since I posted here or even checked in. But I wanted to share this with all of you. Yesterday I finally pulled my console out to fix the cup holder and ash try covers and when I pulled it out this is what I found.

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After dinner mints and toothpicks. And I also found a receipt from 94 in there. What strange things have you guys found in your Mark?
 
When I parted out my 93 I found a syringe, burned spoon, and condom under the back seat. Gross to say the least.
 
I have found denture cream under the rear seat, Malox with the spare tire, indecient exposure ticket and a pile of fake dog poo.
 
From the other posts Im very happy I only found toothpicks and mints. lol
 
I found an extra set of keys with a key fob under the rear seat of my green Mark. :)
 
I found a picture of the car, shoved between the console and drivers seat, of the car with different wheels on it from a while ago. Looked pretty sick. I pulled out the back seat and pulled up the rear carpet hoping to find a build sheet, but no such luck :-(
 
i found 2 pairs of those old people sun glasses that cover your glasses... and found $60 in change.
 
Heh, while we're at it... one of the last cars I bought had a little envelope corner folded up under the console. Opened it up - a Viagra! Funny thing is, the dude that owned it before me was in his 20's.:eek:
 
Found a Prozac in the console of my white 93 when I was cleaning it up.
 
I had a 1992 Mark VII that I bought from a Ford dealership, and the overflow tank had a rag stuffed in the top, cover was missing, and in the bottom of the tank was a dead baby mouse
 
nothing but old french fries in my car, but my brother's SHO had a dead mouse under the shifter console though.
 
Second on a lot of sticky change. Vanilla liquer, lotto tickets, unused razor blades, for sale sign in the door, casino chips, potato chips, unused condom, old drivers license, 50-ish tree-shaped air fresheners, and a speedpass. I haven't finished tearing the white car apart, though.
 

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