Conservatives vs. Liberals

[shagdrum]

Conservatives vs. Liberals

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, they don’t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, then no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, they don’t eat meat.
If a liberal is, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, they quietly enjoy their life.
If a liberal is homosexual, they loudly demand legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that his neighbors pay for his.

 

[TheDude]

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[fossten]

Filled with smeary goodness, yummy!

Name one thing that's inaccurate. I'll wait.

 

[fossten]

If a conservative is homosexual, they quietly enjoy their life - unless they're a politician, in which case the Democrats use their tool the media to smear them for hypocrisy.

Fixed.

 

[TheDude]

Name one thing that's inaccurate. I'll wait.

They're all inaccurate, because they make blanket generalizations, duh.

 

[Mick Jagger]

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, they don’t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, then no one should have one.

Guns are for girlie men.

 

[shagdrum]

They're all inaccurate, because they make blanket generalizations, duh.

Just because they are generalizations does not automatically make them inaccurate.

 

[Mick Jagger]

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, they don’t buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, then no one should have one.

I've never heard any liberal elected office holder say that no one should have a gun. However, I did hear former Republican Senator Fred Thompson make that statement.

 

[shagdrum]

I've never heard any liberal elected office holder say that no one should have a gun. However, I did hear former Republican Senator Fred Thompson make that statement.

Sure you did...

 

[Mick Jagger]

If a conservative is a vegetarian, they don’t eat meat. If a liberal is, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.

I know both liberals and conservatives who are vegetarians. I've never heard any of them advocate a ban on all meat products for everyone. However, I do know of a case where some conservatives wanted to ban a vegetarian cook book.

Where do you get this crap, dude?

 

[fossten]

Sen. Dianne Feinstein (CA) admitted that "guns would be banned and confiscated" if she could have her way.

 

[Mick Jagger]

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

You're a hoot, dude. Where do you get this crap?

April 13 (Bloomberg) -- Snipers firing from the fantail of a U.S. destroyer shot dead three pirates holding captive an American cargo-ship captain and ended a five-day ordeal that unfolded amid a surge in piracy near Somalia.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601085&sid=a5xXupvfR7cU ​

 

[fossten]

You're a hoot, dude. Where do you get this crap?

April 13 (Bloomberg) -- Snipers firing from the fantail of a U.S. destroyer shot dead three pirates holding captive an American cargo-ship captain and ended a five-day ordeal that unfolded amid a surge in piracy near Somalia.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601085&sid=a5xXupvfR7cU ​

Have you been paying attention to Obama's 'tough talk' vis-a-vis Iran this week?

President Pantywaist

 

[Mick Jagger]

If a conservative is homosexual, they quietly enjoy their life.

Mark Adam Foley resigned from Congress on September 29, 2006, after allegations surfaced that he had sent suggestive emails and sexually explicit instant messages to teenagers who had formerly served and were at that time serving as Congressional pages.

 

[shagdrum]

Mark Adam Foley resigned from Congress on September 29, 2006, after allegations surfaced that he had sent suggestive emails and sexually explicit instant messages to teenagers who had formerly served and were at that time serving as Congressional pages.

And your point? You started of by mischaracterizing what was being said by quoting me out of context. Not to mention that Fossten already commented generally on this.

Jagger is a prime example of why trolls should be banned from this forum. He is ruining any chance of honest discussion. And it will be that way until he either leaves (unlikely) or is banned.

 

[Mick Jagger]

And your point? You started of by mischaracterizing what was being said by quoting me out of context. Not to mention that Fossten already commented generally on this.

Jagger is a prime example of why trolls should be banned from this forum. He is ruining any chance of honest discussion. And it will be that way until he either leaves (unlikely) or is banned.

You argue like a woman, dude.

 

[Mick Jagger]

A black liberal sees himself as a victim in need of government protection.

President B. Hussein Obama is a rich black liberal who has never said that he sees himself as a victim in need of government protection.

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Barack Hussein Obama

He said that all must lend a hand
To make this country strong again
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama

He said we must be fair today
Equal work means equal pay
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama

He said that we must take a stand
To make sure everyone gets a chance
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama

He said red, yellow, black or white
All are equal in his sight
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Barack Hussein Obama

Yes!
Mmm, mmm, mm
Barack Hussein Obama​

 

[shagdrum]

President B. Hussein Obama is a rich black liberal who has never said that he sees himself as a victim in need of government protection.

No, he (and his close allies) simply play the racial victim card whenever it suits their political ends by claiming his critics are racist.

 

[Mick Jagger]

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

When his insurance company, AIG, was down and out, Hank Greenberg, a staunch conservative, thought the best way to better his company's financial situation was to apply for a government bail out.

 

[shagdrum]

When his insurance company, AIG, was down and out, Hank Greenberg, a staunch conservative, thought the best way to better his company's financial situation was to apply for a government bail out.

What evidence do you have that he is a "staunch conservative"?

And one, cherry picked example doesn't disprove the claim. If anything it serves as an exception to the rule...

 

[fossten]

Mark Adam Foley resigned from Congress on September 29, 2006, after allegations surfaced that he had sent suggestive emails and sexually explicit instant messages to teenagers who had formerly served and were at that time serving as Congressional pages.

Allegations only. He was cleared of any wrongdoing.

For a 'lawyer,' you have pathetic research skills.

 

[Mick Jagger]

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

I'm as liberal as they come, and when I don't like a talk show hate monger, such as a Michale Savage, I just don't listen to him.

 

[shagdrum]

I'm as liberal as they come, and when I don't like a talk show hate monger, such as a Michale Savage, I just don't listen to him.

That hardly disproves anything.

 

[Mick Jagger]

A liberal wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

I thought liberals didn't want any government authority over God.

 

[shagdrum]

I thought liberals didn't want any government authority over God.

more misleading distortion...

You have already been disproven in this area in other forums and if you want to start repeating those tired, discredited arguments I will simply pull a page from your play book and start spamming those arguments in other forums...