Egged my Car!!!!

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SO i parked in a new spot yesterday, in the morning i noticed an egg near my car, no biggie. Fast forward to today, in the morning i had 1 egg on my windshield, and one on my sun roof area, what a mess!!! The block i park on, people feel that they own this block, they leave notes on my car "don't park infront of my house" etc. Eggings, you name it.

I just got back from throwing 10 eggs at this mofo's house and car, screw him. After all, i'm a diplomatic person, but i would have felt like crap if i didn't rebel. I already tried knocking on their door, to tell them to stop the BS..no answer.

Eye for an Eye!!!

PS 6 months ago the same thing happened to my Ford Explorer in the same spot, egged with 3 whole eggs haha....what losers. I was gonna setup a camera to record this, but nothing feels better then sweet revenge.
 
Get some 'big' buddies together. Park your car in the 'annoying spot'. Do a stake out. Catch them in act. Burst into their house and kick the living sh*t out of them!!! :mad:
 
I dunno about assembling a raiding party "a la 93 Blue on Blue." lol Maybe something a little more subtle (read: sinister). Get him on tape doing it, and leave a copy of the tape in his mail box with a single round of ammunition (with no print and of a caliber you do not own). Nothing says "leave me the hell alone" like a round of 30-06 in the mailbox and a damning piece of indisputable evidence.

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I'd steak out the joint.....find whos doing it and let it got for a few weeks.....then one day knock on their door with a pipe in your sleeve....crack em in the face and run :)
 
:q:q:q:qing with my Lincoln, its like :q:q:q:qing with my emotions!

I like more subtle revenge, like scoop up a whole lotta fresh dog:q:q:q:q, and put it in the mailbox. (preferably on top of new mail):shifty:
 
I like altitudes idea....makes the point without a direct connection or threat....but do it after you coat the vindows with a heavy coat vasiline and then a ton of plain white flour....it becomes a total PITA to remove (if you use enough flour it will become "dough" as it gets wet, and the vasiline provides enough water replence your stuck scraping the crap off for days).

Another thought is to soak a sponge with brake or trans fluid and leavve that on his hood.

If your woried about getting caught, you could always just open the valve stems slightly...you wont be permently damaging his property, and nothing says I love you like the neve ending 4 flat tires. (when you do this, only unscrew them enough for a slow leak it usually takes the dipsh!ts a while to figure out whats going on, plus you get the added bonus of sometimes its flat at work, sometimes at home, sometimes at the store, and always a different tire).

sorry....f*ing with my cars would be like f*ing my daughter or my wife....its all good as long as you dont mind being on the wrong end of my sig-45 (just kidding, I wouldn't shoot anyone, I own a nice big ranch and believe in horse & quartering...its better for the environment) :)
 
drawn and quartered? at least you get good fertilizer out of the deal. when performed in the proper location, that is :D

I'd wait til winter. Then when noone's home, smash out at least 6 windows on their house. They will be in for a COLD few days. Bitches.
 
All good ideas ,but you dont want to end up in jail or have your car keyed!!! Call the cops,I know they will do nothing but its a good idea to get a police report started,set up the video and catch the coward red handed (only a coward attacks someones property without confronting the owner)
 
Thats why I don't carry on a regular basis... :q:q:q:q like that would make me need a lawyer! People are idiots... You NEVER mess with a man's car... NEVER
 
guinnessman said:
SO i parked in a new spot yesterday, in the morning i noticed an egg near my car, no biggie. Fast forward to today, in the morning i had 1 egg on my windshield, and one on my sun roof area, what a mess!!! The block i park on, people feel that they own this block, they leave notes on my car "don't park infront of my house" etc. Eggings, you name it.

I just got back from throwing 10 eggs at this mofo's house and car, screw him. After all, i'm a diplomatic person, but i would have felt like crap if i didn't rebel. I already tried knocking on their door, to tell them to stop the BS..no answer.

Eye for an Eye!!!

PS 6 months ago the same thing happened to my Ford Explorer in the same spot, egged with 3 whole eggs haha....what losers. I was gonna setup a camera to record this, but nothing feels better then sweet revenge.
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Sounds like me when i was at the rice burner show a few years ago in carlisle when i had my 1st mark. obviously i just had the ray switch in it nuttin big. i was parked outside the fairgrounds all day 90 degree plus weather all day. i came out to leave and my car was covered in pepsi and the bottle was left on my windshield. i had a feelin who it was but i could never prove it. talk about a pain in da a$$ to get off i was pissed.
 
timothyr said:
If your woried about getting caught, you could always just open the valve stems slightly...you wont be permently damaging his property, and nothing says I love you like the neve ending 4 flat tires. (when you do this, only unscrew them enough for a slow leak it usually takes the dipsh!ts a while to figure out whats going on, plus you get the added bonus of sometimes its flat at work, sometimes at home, sometimes at the store, and always a different tire).
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I've done that before, except to be a giant pain in the ass, I just removed all four valve cores and left it sitting on four flats, with no way to inflate them. Watched from the comfort of a friends apartment as it was towed, and loved every minute thinking of the price of the tow.:D
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altitude_19 said:
SWEET LIBERTY! Must remind myself not to upset this crowd. I understand cars, motorcycles, and daughters are off limits, but damn! It's like the mafia! lol
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Well some of us are known as the LVC Mafia. :shifty:
 
Smear campaign: gather all the evidance you can call the local news stations, call the press, and drag their name through the mud. That way everybody hates them too.
 
stang99x said:
timothyr said:
If your woried about getting caught, you could always just open the valve stems slightly...you wont be permently damaging his property, and nothing says I love you like the neve ending 4 flat tires. (when you do this, only unscrew them enough for a slow leak it usually takes the dipsh!ts a while to figure out whats going on, plus you get the added bonus of sometimes its flat at work, sometimes at home, sometimes at the store, and always a different tire).
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I've done that before, except to be a giant pain in the ass, I just removed all four valve cores and left it sitting on four flats, with no way to inflate them. Watched from the comfort of a friends apartment as it was towed, and loved every minute thinking of the price of the tow.:D
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This seems like the best way to get the message across without really damaging anything.. The evidence with a bullet in the mailbox might work too.. I was gunna say to smear some fresh dog $hit or something under the door handle of their car, so they have no idea until they go to open it. But, then YOU would have to deal with worse when it came back around... I've heard of people sticking fish in convenient hiding places in or under people's cars, so all you get is a wicked nasty smell all the time but can't figure it out. I guess you could combine the 2 and smear $hit somewhere on their car so every time they drove they'd smell it.. :lol: But, I'm not sure it would get the specific point across of "don't %^&* with my car"
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if you really want the silent egg pisser crack a few into the cowl and make sure to clean up after yourself leaving no visable evidence behind....it will take a while for them to notice at first, but the smell of rotten eggs everytime you turn on the AC or heat becomes a constant reminder that you f*ed with the wrong person.
 
altitude_19 said:
I dunno about assembling a raiding party "a la 93 Blue on Blue." lol Maybe something a little more subtle (read: sinister). Get him on tape doing it, and leave a copy of the tape in his mail box with a single round of ammunition (with no print and of a caliber you do not own). Nothing says "leave me the hell alone" like a round of 30-06 in the mailbox and a damning piece of indisputable evidence.
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Nothings says PEACE like PURPLE.:p
 
Just do the (fresh) dog :q:q:q:q smeared under the door handles, wiped off nice so you can't see anything. When they go to open the door they get four fingers full of sh*t. Just what you want before a night out or on your way to work. You'll want to tape that one to watch over and over.:D Have fun.:D
 
timothyr said:
if you really want the silent egg pisser crack a few into the cowl and make sure to clean up after yourself leaving no visable evidence behind....it will take a while for them to notice at first, but the smell of rotten eggs everytime you turn on the AC or heat becomes a constant reminder that you f*ed with the wrong person.
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thats a ok idea, but if you wanna "one up" that try using fords friction modifier (used in trac loc rear ends) if you've ever smelled that horrid crap you will understand. but im willing to bet they get rid of the car!
 
Sometimes you have to just let them know you'll give it right back.

Most people can dish it out but don't want to take it when it comes back.
 
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