Egged my Car!!!!

I pride myself on being an easy going person....99% of all the "people problems" I encounter can be solved over a nice cold beer....that other 1% are generally arrogant & ignorant a$$holes who fail to understand that if you want to start something that can't be worked out over a beer (like f*ing with my family or cars) I will be the one to end it and they will be the one regretting it; never bite off more than you can chew, and always be ready to find the extreme.

and chicken, thanks for the thought....never smelt the crap but will definatly add it to the arsenal :)
 
If you know who's egging, then one can of expanding foam in the exhaust pipe(s) with an expandable rubber plug works wonders for engines :D Also works great in intakes as well if you can get to it.
 
hell raven, use a punch on the roof and fill the inside....can you imagine the look on the f*ers face when he has a solid block when he open the door
 
Egged My Car.......lol This Reminds Me Of The Time I Had My Convertible Top Slashed Back In The 70's...i Found Out A Few Days Later Who The Culprit Was And I Went And Bought Myself A Dozen Eggs, Had A Few Friends And Myself Pin Hole The Eggs To Drain Them And Filled Them With Lacquer Paint Remover...a Month Later The Guy Moved Outta The Neighborhood With His Funky Looking Paint Job.
 
I had someone throw a chocolate shake through my moon roof in my mark before
And one night at the bar I used to manage someone broke a beer bottle on the edge of the z28s window it was open like an inch luckily it didn't rip the convertible top
So I feel for everyone who has had someone mess with there car it sucks
 
take an old spark plug and crack off the porcelain. Throw the porcelain at the windows, it makes no noise, but spiders the windows pretty easily and rarely sets off the alarm. Aluminum foil works too if you make a small ball of it dense enough.

I like the idea of starting small with eggs before kicking a tire under his car and lighting it on fire.
 
lol wow. if someone did that to my car and i knew who it was without a question. just burn his house down at night. most likely he'll be in there so it will also be a haunting experience for him and not just financial. mabye he wont make it out HAHA. :q:q:q:q him though seriously. burn that bitch. :q:q:q:q him for actin like a vajay jay.
 
slowmkviii said:
porcelain does work
cant tell you how I know though
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I didn't believe it would work at all at first, but now I know. I can tell you how I know, I did it at the local U Pull yard (rear windshield of a Town Car, was already chipped in a couple places.) I got cell phone video, but it's not high enough quality to bother posting.
 
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