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For anyone that hasn't seen this, the maintenance schedule for our Lincoln Mark VIIs is:
Whenever you stop for fuel
Check the engine oil level
Check the windshield washer fluid level
Check the tire pressure
Every 3,000 miles
Change engine oil and oil filter
Check power steering fluid level
Check brake fluid level
Check exterior lights
Clean the battery connections
Every 6,000 miles
Rotate tires
Inspect exhaust system connections
Lubricate all hinges, checks, latches
Lubricate door rubber weather strips
Clean and clear body water drain holes
Every 15,000 miles
Replace air filter
Replace PCV valve
Replace crankcase ventilation filter
Lubricate the suspension
Lubricate steering linkage
Inspect throttle body linkage
Every 30,000 miles
Replace fuel filter
Replace spark plugs
Replace ignition rotor
Replace crankcase emission filter
Replace engine coolant
Replace end links
Replace automatic transmission fluid
Inspect ignition wires
Inspect rotor cap
Inspect drive belt
Inspect engine coolant hoses
Inspect exhaust heat shields
Inspect disk brake pads
Inspect wheel rotors
Inspect wheel bearings
Inspect the lap-shoulder belts for wear and operation