Hey guys, here's one for you. First let me explain I don't usually do this kinda stuff racing etc, but I do love making some people look like asses. Anyway,after having a bad day/night of work I was in a lousy mood and looking for an argument or some other way to let out a little frustration, childish I know but hey what can I say. Back to the story. On my way home
(about 45 minutes ago) I was sitting at a red light, when this kid probably about 19 or so, and his friends pull up next to me and the punk in the passenger seat rolls down his window and says "Dude, your cars purple are you gay or something?" Guess he thought he was a comedian and was trying to impress the girls in the back seat, so I look at him and ask him "Why? Are you and your boyfriend looking for a date?" Which of course gets the driver all PO'd. And rather than get physical he starts gunning his engine. Now comes the funny part you have to picture it. Get this, the car is a puke green chrysler cirrus with this huge spoiler on the back that looks like something thrown together out of spare parts,fake side scoops on the fenders, fog lights, what sounds like a lawn mower engine,figure he probably has one of those stupid 5 inch wide rice burner exhausts/muffler/tailpipe thing that some put on their car because they think it sounds cool, chrome spinner wheels, and a green neon under car kit. I couldn't help but laugh in the kids face. Anyway he guns the engine and it sound like a moped. Waiting for the light I already have the OD and trac off and idling in neutral. The light turns green and I pounce on the accelerator just as I drop it into gear, my car takes off with a long screech of tires and he hasn't even left the light yet. Here's where it gets good, I'm watching the car in the rear mirror and decide to slow down a little to give the kid a little confidence and of course he jumps at the bait, what he doesn't realize is he was just set up. About 25 yards ahead is a deep dip in the road, I know it because I drive this street all the time, and not only is there a dip in the road but just beyond, about another 30 yard, there's a place the local cops sit every night. So As the punk pulls up next to me and his buddy flips me the bird as he laughs out the window I smile at him,slow down, point and wave. Sure enough I watch his neon lights burst, glass sprays everywhere,and I think his license plate, the driver tries to slow down but flies by the cruiser. 2 Cruisers pull out lights flashing and sirens wailing(my 2 favorite things). So,I slow down and wait a minute or two and then proceed to where the car is pulled over. As I get to where they've got the kids out of the car, I slow down, wave once more and go about my merry way in a much better mood. What a beautiful start to a much needed vacation. I believe, and I think you may agree, the term is: *owned*
:L
(about 45 minutes ago) I was sitting at a red light, when this kid probably about 19 or so, and his friends pull up next to me and the punk in the passenger seat rolls down his window and says "Dude, your cars purple are you gay or something?" Guess he thought he was a comedian and was trying to impress the girls in the back seat, so I look at him and ask him "Why? Are you and your boyfriend looking for a date?" Which of course gets the driver all PO'd. And rather than get physical he starts gunning his engine. Now comes the funny part you have to picture it. Get this, the car is a puke green chrysler cirrus with this huge spoiler on the back that looks like something thrown together out of spare parts,fake side scoops on the fenders, fog lights, what sounds like a lawn mower engine,figure he probably has one of those stupid 5 inch wide rice burner exhausts/muffler/tailpipe thing that some put on their car because they think it sounds cool, chrome spinner wheels, and a green neon under car kit. I couldn't help but laugh in the kids face. Anyway he guns the engine and it sound like a moped. Waiting for the light I already have the OD and trac off and idling in neutral. The light turns green and I pounce on the accelerator just as I drop it into gear, my car takes off with a long screech of tires and he hasn't even left the light yet. Here's where it gets good, I'm watching the car in the rear mirror and decide to slow down a little to give the kid a little confidence and of course he jumps at the bait, what he doesn't realize is he was just set up. About 25 yards ahead is a deep dip in the road, I know it because I drive this street all the time, and not only is there a dip in the road but just beyond, about another 30 yard, there's a place the local cops sit every night. So As the punk pulls up next to me and his buddy flips me the bird as he laughs out the window I smile at him,slow down, point and wave. Sure enough I watch his neon lights burst, glass sprays everywhere,and I think his license plate, the driver tries to slow down but flies by the cruiser. 2 Cruisers pull out lights flashing and sirens wailing(my 2 favorite things). So,I slow down and wait a minute or two and then proceed to where the car is pulled over. As I get to where they've got the kids out of the car, I slow down, wave once more and go about my merry way in a much better mood. What a beautiful start to a much needed vacation. I believe, and I think you may agree, the term is: *owned*
:L
that is great show of those stinkin lincoln's YOU KNOW.
