Insult to injury

Jporter

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Hey guys, here's one for you. First let me explain I don't usually do this kinda stuff racing etc, but I do love making some people look like asses. Anyway,after having a bad day/night of work I was in a lousy mood and looking for an argument or some other way to let out a little frustration, childish I know but hey what can I say. Back to the story. On my way home
(about 45 minutes ago) I was sitting at a red light, when this kid probably about 19 or so, and his friends pull up next to me and the punk in the passenger seat rolls down his window and says "Dude, your cars purple are you gay or something?" Guess he thought he was a comedian and was trying to impress the girls in the back seat, so I look at him and ask him "Why? Are you and your boyfriend looking for a date?" Which of course gets the driver all PO'd. And rather than get physical he starts gunning his engine. Now comes the funny part you have to picture it. Get this, the car is a puke green chrysler cirrus with this huge spoiler on the back that looks like something thrown together out of spare parts,fake side scoops on the fenders, fog lights, what sounds like a lawn mower engine,figure he probably has one of those stupid 5 inch wide rice burner exhausts/muffler/tailpipe thing that some put on their car because they think it sounds cool, chrome spinner wheels, and a green neon under car kit. I couldn't help but laugh in the kids face. Anyway he guns the engine and it sound like a moped. Waiting for the light I already have the OD and trac off and idling in neutral. The light turns green and I pounce on the accelerator just as I drop it into gear, my car takes off with a long screech of tires and he hasn't even left the light yet. Here's where it gets good, I'm watching the car in the rear mirror and decide to slow down a little to give the kid a little confidence and of course he jumps at the bait, what he doesn't realize is he was just set up. About 25 yards ahead is a deep dip in the road, I know it because I drive this street all the time, and not only is there a dip in the road but just beyond, about another 30 yard, there's a place the local cops sit every night. So As the punk pulls up next to me and his buddy flips me the bird as he laughs out the window I smile at him,slow down, point and wave. Sure enough I watch his neon lights burst, glass sprays everywhere,and I think his license plate, the driver tries to slow down but flies by the cruiser. 2 Cruisers pull out lights flashing and sirens wailing(my 2 favorite things). So,I slow down and wait a minute or two and then proceed to where the car is pulled over. As I get to where they've got the kids out of the car, I slow down, wave once more and go about my merry way in a much better mood. What a beautiful start to a much needed vacation. I believe, and I think you may agree, the term is: *owned*
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such a great story, i as well pictured the whole thing, while i was reading....lol. oh yeah nice kill.
 
nice story....I pictured it beautifully in my head. Sounds like most kids that drive around here. :L
 
meangy9 said:
nice story....I pictured it beautifully in my head. Sounds like most kids that drive around here. :L
As good as when me and my buddy in his Camaro raced a ricer. Just gave him a very short burst of speed because there is a speed trap just around the corner. It was enough to instigate the 'ol fly by. Sure enough, bait taken, hook on, all you have to do is wait for the fun to start. Around the bend 'ol Smokey is patiently waiting for his next victim. The ricer flys by and the passenger salutes us with a beer spray out the window as he cuts in front of us. Oh, this is too good I am thinking to myself. Well, Smokey was waiting to pounce, versus sleeping or eating a jelly donut, and pulls out in full pursuit. One can just sense the crisis in the ricermobile. Anyway, there is a huge shoulder lip you have to climb up to get on the emergency pullover lane. Ricer boy carefully pulls the two passenger wheels up and over, (this is at about 40-45 mph I would estimate), and as the other 2 wheels make their attempt, the car is violently tossed back onto the highway. Now at a 45 degree angle and cutting across lane 2 into lane 3 and then eventually the wall, he overcorrects and sends the car 'sailing' back into the wall on the emergency pulloff. Hard hit at 25 mph at about a 60 degree angle. Pretty stiff hit. Walls don't move. Smokey had to hit the breaks to prevent t-boning the poor guy. All we could see as we went past was the driver who looked to be OK but can't be sure. Didn't read about any fatalities in the paper so all must have been good. Would have made perfect footage for the Cop Video show.

Moral of the Story. Don't do Fly-By's!
 
I let smart ass do" a fly by "me one night, after spankin' him hard with my Mustang. Cops nailed him as he went flyin' on by them. I knew they were there,cause I had driven by them earlier. I came back by later and waved as they were putting him in the cop car!!! happened about 7-8 years ago but I still laugh when I think about it.Good story. I wish I could have seen that one.
 
UPDATE. Turns out one of the local cops involved in this was a friend of mine. When we were teenagers we used to hang out and go to Amateur night at Epping with other friends who used to supe up their cars. Anyway, he recognized me when I slowed and remembered I used to do the same thing to him and everyone else when we used to have our friendly little races if I knew there were cops around. Guess what? not only was the idiot driver driving on a suspened license,but the stupid passenger had a large bag of weed on him, the girls in the back were 14 the guys were 19 and 18,and they had a case of beer in the trunk. OUCH!
 
thats like being doubly pwned.... I had tears running down my face after reading the 1st part of the story. FUNNY!!!!!!!
 
Dingbats. I love opening the newspaper and reading of some joker driving recklessly or drag racing. Of course, when they get stopped, surprise! they have tons of dope on them. LOL
 

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