K&n comes today!

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I want to copy this in a word document and whenever this happens just copy and paste it in. :)

Thanks for responding with the right response. :) :)

NYC LS8 said:
I don't need a car to be cool, nor do I need to race 350zs and post about it on an internet forum. Apparently you do. Insecure much?

What do I race? Whatever car is lined up next to me at the track. I'm beyond the street racing stage and have no desire to constantly try to prove that my LS is the "sh*t" to everyone on the street, especially smart assed 25 year olds. I couldn't care any less.

Track times, modifications and dyno numbers are in my signature so that others can get some sort of an idea of what kind of times and HP/TQ numbers to expect. You know, being helpful to other LS owners with some meaningful information. I sure as sh*t ain't bragging about a slow ass 14 second car that makes less horsepower than most V6s these days. I modify cars that I own. That's what I do. I've made mine the way it should have come from the factory with what I've had to work with.

Oh yeah...I enjoy posting in your threads because it's fun to see you get all riled up over the most trivial crap and in turn picking out the stupidest sh*t to try and form a witty retort. School? The last time I was in school you were sh*tting in your tighties whities and watching the Disney channel 5 or 6 years before you hit puberty.

I'd tell you to shove your new intake up your ass sideways, but I'll refrain. After install, enjoy your new exotic car killing 3.9 V8.
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Better yet here are multiple responses....

Your message board incompetence is an inspiration to botched lobotomy patients everywhere. Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board.

Are you normally this dumb or are you just having a blonde moment? If you're going to say something that ignorant, you could at least fake a stroke. You've got a big hole in your head, now shut it. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain. To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."

You have that certain nothing. Truly, you are about as interesting as watching a slug move slowly across a large rock. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if that pimple on your ass hadn't turned out to be a brain tumor; if your weren't so fat that when you walk down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!", or if you weren't so ugly that even the tide wouldn't take you out. Who am I kidding? You would.

In closing, I offer these heartfelt words: Go suck on a frozen pineapple, a$$hole.

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Just when I think, "Surely this person has reached and encapsulates the limits of Internet tedium" you go and push the boundary even further. You should offer your posting style to hospital operating theatres as a highly-effective alternative to unconsciousness-inducing medications.

Trying to get something of value out of your post is like trying to squeeze orange juice out of an apple. Generally, there is nothing wrong with having nothing worthwhile to say - unless you insist on saying it. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."

You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. Is there anything I need to know about you other than your a grungy social outcast? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you didn't have that botched back street lobotomy that left you that crisscrossed shoelace scar on your forehead; if the chief excitement in your meaningless life wasn't spotting people who are fatter than you are, or if you didn't have a face that makes your dentist treat you by mail-order. No, come to think of it, you would.

In future, wake up the dozy peglegged hamster operating that wheel-powered brain of yours before you start typing.

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That post is written by something that is so stupid, if I took its tiny brain and rolled it down the edge of a razor blade, it would be like a lone car going down a six lane highway. Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true.

I don't know what makes you such a worthless poster, but it really works! I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself on the Internet. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. Oh well, as the late Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."

I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if your brain cells weren't on the Endangered Species list; if your weren't so fat that buildings bounce when you haul your Sumo Wrestler mass down the street, or if you didn't have a face like a boiled Octopus. Who am I kidding? You would.

In conclusion, thank you. We were all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. Now get the hell out of here!
 
The guy in the 350Z should have been a gear down likely....he knew it and flipped you off as it was to late to down shift at that point. That can happen in a manual car.


You guys are really giving 350Zs to much credit though. I've seen some pretty poor numbers at the track from them, lots of low to mid 14s. Likely not driven to their potential as 13.9-14.0 is more where thay should be at. but from a roll its not going to drop a Gen2 like a brick. That said no matter what speed it should pull on ya stock.

Look on the bright side. Install your K&N and get a Xcal2, maybe an exhaust. Then you'll be pretty close should he stay stock and maybe from your speed of choice you can pull a fender.
 
NYC LS8 said:
I don't need a car to be cool, nor do I need to race 350zs and post about it on an internet forum. Apparently you do. Insecure much?

What do I race? Whatever car is lined up next to me at the track. I'm beyond the street racing stage and have no desire to constantly try to prove that my LS is the "sh*t" to everyone on the street, especially smart assed 25 year olds. I couldn't care any less.

Track times, modifications and dyno numbers are in my signature so that others can get some sort of an idea of what kind of times and HP/TQ numbers to expect. You know, being helpful to other LS owners with some meaningful information. I sure as sh*t ain't bragging about a slow ass 14 second car that makes less horsepower than most V6s these days. I modify cars that I own. That's what I do. I've made mine the way it should have come from the factory with what I've had to work with.

Oh yeah...I enjoy posting in your threads because it's fun to see you get all riled up over the most trivial crap and in turn picking out the stupidest sh*t to try and form a witty retort. School? The last time I was in school you were sh*tting in your tighties whities and watching the Disney channel 5 or 6 years before you hit puberty.

I'd tell you to shove your new intake up your ass sideways, but I'll refrain. After install, enjoy your new exotic car killing 3.9 V8.
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Awesome, I knew you'd get pushed far enough sooner or later, Tom! :bowrofl:
 
Midi....You brought this all onto yourself. You're lucky that the Lt. didn't contact base security and have your ass thrown in the brig. Racing is for the track. Driving like that shows a total lack of respect or consideration for the property or well being of others. Your conduct is also an embarassment to both our military and country. Grow up, represent yourself like an educated and responsible person, lose the attitude and people will show you the same respect. You're lucky it wasn't me in that 350Z....
 
I don't think he's in the military thank god. It says he's a "health inspector."
 
you guys look so cool in front of each other now. now you can pat each other on the back saying " we really told that guy" huck huck huck.. and who the fuc k is this distorted character coming in here posting thinking he knows shi7 from shi7..... i guess youre another one of the cool kids.. high five! high five guys! we told this guy! we gottem good! lol what a fuc king joke. youre a poor excuse for a human.. get hit by a bus you dirty douche.
 
Midi...Don't feel too bad. It's not your fault. You're just the product of your environment.

Had dinner last year with a few of the XO's at JSOC. We had a long conversation about this very issue. The quality of the average recruit in todays military is deteriorating rapidly. We are stretched way to thin and are accepting men and women who would never have been allowed before. There is also an element of "THUG" culture that permeates our society at this time, especially among the poor or disenfranchized that is hard to break. Blame it on the media if you want but it is simply a symptom of much bigger issues facing this country. One of the biggest challenges facing our military today is Leadership. Midi is simply an example of raw material that we are forced to work with.
 
Midi.... That post wasn't directed towards you at all. If you would scroll up and read I said this is for forum flaming. I wasn't trying to start anything if you go back and look I even said I am almost a 100% sure a LS8 can take a auto 350z... So, yeah stop being so defensive. If anything I was just sitting back and enjoying.
 
I personally find it funny how 4th Brigade, 10th Mountain is in Ft Polk... Just where to they find their mountains to do the training in?

Then, the 25th ID has a Brigade in Alaska... so much for "TROPIC LIGHTNING"

So midi... you're a heath inspector???? What is that, for the hospital or????
 
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