Lvc i <3 u

When you said "don't look at my girls", I made two thoughts:

1. Wait... wasn't he a dude?

...then, when I confirmed, I thought...

b. If he lost 200 pounds, he shouldn't be a man with "girls" anymore, thinking, moobs.

The only thing I didn't think of was if it was women, to not look.

Sorry. I looked.


PS: Liquid pre-op diet starts tomorrow, 2 weeks of chalky metallic vanilla flavored sh*t in a juicebox. Delicious. ...delicious like a fart in a pringles can.
 
Big Mike said:
When you said "don't look at my girls", I made two thoughts:

1. Wait... wasn't he a dude?

...then, when I confirmed, I thought...

b. If he lost 200 pounds, he shouldn't be a man with "girls" anymore, thinking, moobs.

The only think I didn't think of was if it was women, to not look.

Sorry. I looked.


PS: Liquid pre-op diet starts tomorrow, 2 weeks of chalky metallic vanilla flavored sh*t in a juicebox. Delicious. ...delicious like a fart in a pringles can.
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Those are my girls. Hands off :p
 
Day one on liquids: Boost is more filling then Optifast. Lame. At least I get to drink one Much more frequently than I eat. 5x a day I get to make a vomit flavored shake and I can have 200 "free" calories for all the sugar free liquids and jello I want (not alot in the jello department thanks). I only eat 2 meals and a snack or two a day on average, the difference is, I make it a habit not to eat the disgusting stuff lol. It's worth it, and not that bad to deal with though.
 
stone17 said:
This is the best picture I can find.
Dont look at my girls.
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/74012_1345306292717_1833069456_714705_2846721_n.jpg
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Alright BigMike,lets take these girls down. :D I'll gut check Stone ;) and you can take off with them.We can meet at a bar.You can have first dibs. :D

Big Mike said:
Day one on liquids: Boost is more filling then Optifast. Lame. At least I get to drink one Much more frequently than I eat. 5x a day I get to make a vomit flavored shake and I can have 200 "free" calories for all the sugar free liquids and jello I want (not alot in the jello department thanks). I only eat 2 meals and a snack or two a day on average, the difference is, I make it a habit not to eat the disgusting stuff lol. It's worth it, and not that bad to deal with though.
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It won't be easy but things in life never are.You can do this Mike.Just think of what is at the finish line. :cool:
 
Day 2 liquid diet: Doctor reminded me I get 200 "free" calories to use to spice things up, also talked to some other folks who got the band and found out about suger free flavor syrups. I got this. 200% better now that I know what I'm doing.

We better leave stone to his women, he worked hard to become healthy, he deserves the attention. I know I'll be glad I don't have to dump out my wallet or break my back for female attention anymore.
 
Interesting thread, I have gained and lost more weight than I would like to admit. Hell the best one was when I was in a Coma and when I woke up I was 153 pounds :eek:

Went up to 230 and then did Atkins down to 163 but now that I'm unemployed and they know me well at White Castle I am back up to 240 or so? Well summer is here and I gotta cut the grass so thats some form of exercise:rolleyes:
 
Big Mike said:
Day 2 liquid diet: Doctor reminded me I get 200 "free" calories to use to spice things up, also talked to some other folks who got the band and found out about suger free flavor syrups. I got this. 200% better now that I know what I'm doing.

We better leave stone to his women, he worked hard to become healthy, he deserves the attention. I know I'll be glad I don't have to dump out my wallet or break my back for female attention anymore.
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I did not know that.Well then Stone,Get Some. :D

I am sure you will be fine Mike.
 
Well, the OptiFast diet yielded me a 21 pound loss. 800 calories a day and two weeks of daily raging hershey thunderstorms in the toilet will do that to ya though. I go in @ 1:30pm tomorrow for the band. Hope all goes well, I am sure it will. Osama is dead, it's a good omen. Changing my life, and that ratbast*rd gone. 2 of my biggest wishes granted in one year? Someone up there loves me.
 
Good luck Mike. Post a pic now of ya with the 22 pd lose, then we have a comparison for later after all said and done.
 
30 lbs. down, I am alive, lol. I'm having problems drinking much at all, but I'm pain free and doing good.
 
Big Mike said:
Lol I am short 5'8'' and 530lbs and I wear a 6x shirt, I bet I won't look quite so thin at 280, but it will be better nonetheless. I hope I get those kind of results with my efforts.
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I didn't even see this post.Damn Mike,you look taller in the picture from the contest site.You were (are) a big boy.

Glad to here that you lost 30 lbs. so far.Keep up the good work.
 
Well ya. but this first month is a boring one, it's all about growing accustomed and adjusting and healing. I have an appointment thursday, I'll post if it's interesting!
 
Keep us posted anyway Mike.We all would like to know how it is going for you.

I have a friend that is planning on going through it also.She is talking to her doctor to start the process.
 
Got my first fill, and am now another 15lbs down despite having had no fill and a less than ideal diet for recovery. So that makes 50lbs since I started dieting, since the start of my pre-op it's been 41 or so. I am now under 500lbs, @ 495.
 
sounds good keep going i know how hard it is even with help .
 
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