Ohhhh Myyyy God!!!! The New Mark Viii!

wtf was the piont of that car? its nice but not on a lincoln and i throw up as well
 
First of I would like to ask you what were you on when you decided to start doing work/modifications to this car. Everyone has their own taste but I mean that is just plain hideous.

Oh check this out too lots of people are interested in this car in the link I provided. Keep in mind they are not at all happy with your awful taste.

http://www.lincolnvscadillac.com/showthread.php?p=610490&posted=1#post610490
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That's what I said to him, I didn't know what to say without being too insulting so I kinda just quickly threw it together.
 
I don't give 2 sh*ts of what you guys think about my car, I wanted to make something different so I did.. A lot of work went into this car and I'm trying to make it back which I realize is impossible, maybe my price is a little too high but I'm negotiable... There is a grill for it I just took it off, and btw I made a mistake on the XIII part.. Really no need to be d*ckheads about it....
 
chicken said:
funny he spent all that money and still no grille
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OH COME ON!!! Don't say that!!! It's meant for the jet intake. Can't you tell this thing fly's? Look at those wings!

THANATOS said:
i like the color, the shaved door handles and mouldings. but the headlights and the doors gotta go.
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Umm, dude, what headlights?

Frogman said:
~warms up fingers~

If he posts here, this ought to be fun.
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I'm looking forward to it but I doubt it.

ssmoparviii said:
Its a time machine... Thats why its a Mark XIII... Did anyone see the flux capacitor?
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It's coming out on the remake of Back to the Future! "Mark to the future!" However in this movie the alternate future where Biff Tannen is king of the world isn't stopped by Marty, he stays rich & comes out with this abomination.
 
Hammerdinz said:
I don't give 2 sh*ts of what you guys think about my car, I wanted to make something different so I did.. A lot of work went into this car and I'm trying to make it back which I realize is impossible, maybe my price is a little too high but I'm negotiable... There is a grill for it I just took it off, and btw I made a mistake on the XIII part.. Really no need to be d*ckheads about it....
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UltimateSVT said:
I'm looking forward to it but I doubt it.
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No reason to doubt any longer sonny.
 
It's got 123k on it.
Here's some more pictures, definitely needs some finishing, some neat aspects like the interior, but not my cup of tea:
 
Hammerdinz said:
I don't give 2 sh*ts of what you guys think about my car, I wanted to make something different so I did.. A lot of work went into this car and I'm trying to make it back which I realize is impossible, maybe my price is a little too high but I'm negotiable... There is a grill for it I just took it off, and btw I made a mistake on the XIII part.. Really no need to be d*ckheads about it....
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Sorry I had to post this bro, I have no problem with the way you custom your cars I think DONK's are ok but a MARK VIII?!?!? Dude it's like me wanting to make a dragster car out of my TV! They really don't match. A box Caprice Classic, an Impala, an 80's Cutlass, even any truck or SUV but a MARK VIII?!?!? Definitely not DONK material! It's like dressing up an old elegant man in thugish attire. You will look twice & laugh at him.
 
UltimateSVT said:
Sorry I had to post this bro, I have no problem with the way you custom your cars I think DONK's are ok but a MARK VIII?!?!? Dude it's like me wanting to make a dragster car out of my TV! They really don't match. A box Caprice Classic, an Impala, an 80's Cutlass, even any truck or SUV but a MARK VIII?!?!? Definitely not DONK material!
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Nothing in this world should be donk material, donk's serve no purpose. If they do it is to look absolutely hideous and be less street worthy than a 1000hp street car.

Hope I don't open up a can of worms here but it figures his car looks like that and he is from Maryland, doesn't surprise me one bit. I have seen more jokes of cars in Maryland than I have seen in Atlanta and/or Charlotte.

Hey you know what ? I think I saw that car in one of Petey Pablos rap videos! :joke
 
Correct me if Im wrong... We all love our Marks? We all want to make them our own, with our own stamp on them? But I think we all know when to much is to much and when you know youre spending to much money on it then it will ever be worth. Right?


I dont think he realized this.
 
ssmoparviii said:
Correct me if Im wrong... We all love our Marks? We all want to make them our own, with our own stamp on them? But I think we all know when to much is to much and when you know youre spending to much money on it then it will ever be worth. Right?


I dont think he realized this.
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If he spent half the money he spent on performance on his mark, I think he would have one of the faster markets on this site.
 
Bouncer88 said:
Nothing in this world should be donk material, donk's serve no purpose. If they do it is to look absolutely hideous and be less street worthy than a 1000hp street car.

Hope I don't open up a can of worms here but it figures his car looks like that and he is from Maryland, doesn't surprise me one bit. I have seen more jokes of cars in Maryland than I have seen in Atlanta and/or Charlotte.

Hey you know what ? I think I saw that car in one of Petey Pablos rap videos! :joke
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Dude, you are right but you know why I like DONK's? It's like a clown show with captive animals, you feel bad for the animals but it's still funny & you laugh because you would never in your wildest imagination think someone could make a permanent festival out of a car.
 
Keep the posts polite guys.

Nobody needed to goad him into posting here in the 1st place.

I think it is great that he customized his car. Looks like a heck of a lot of effort went into it and congrats for that.

I'm not a fan of 20's or 22's or whatever on this car, but to each his own.

The color is nice. Interior is livable. Doors are cool no matter what anyone says. Hood is a little overboard. The shavings are nice.

The only issue I have is Hammerdinz says in his ad the car is driveable anywhere.

I would think there would need to be clarification on that statement as I don't believe you can drive the car on U.S. roadways without proper front and rear turn signal indicators.

Other than that, congrats Hammerdinz.

Keep the posts polite whether you like the car or not. I'm in the mood to hand out a few short vacations if not.
 
We ARE keeping it polite... for now.

As far as you being in the mood to hand out short vacations... Eh. :D

Dear Hammerding...ding...

You have the right to do whatever you want to do to your car. You may consider it "tasteful", and we may consider it "a laughing stock". Just as you have the right to mod your car, we have the right to laugh at your taste (or in this case, lack thereof).

It's just how life is. Learn to deal with it.

You say the car can be driven anywhere. Really? Will you pay for my tickets when I get pulled over for no functioning headlamps and (I can't really tell), no functioning tail lamps? Talk about false advertising.

The hood looks like it's unlatched. How fast can I travel (speed wise) before the whole hood comes undone?

The interior is relatively nice, but for 20 grand, will you throw in the fuse cover? Or is that an extra 1,500 bucks because you put some paint on it?

Good luck with selling your car. I'm sure that you'll find another taste(less)ful person out there...





The preceding post was written as politely as humanly possible, while trying to keep a straight face.
 
Now thats some funny chit right there! :lol:
Never thought it would be a LVC member as usually most have taste.
That whole brake light removal thing just looks so freaking stupid. :lol:
 
I apologize then but I feel strongly about the butchering of nice cars. It's like Peta with turning animals into fur coats!
 
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