This time of year it's probably best to give it a quick fix, quietly take the keys away, and not bring it up.
Side note: a couple different ways my wife's hit parking curbs- head on (that scraping sound means too far), from the side (yeah that big bump was a curb you ran over), the back (when you're in reverse and the car isn't moving that doesn't mean give it more gas till the tires smoke, it's that hunk of cement digging into the bumper)