The difference between guts....and balls....

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The difference between "guts" and "balls"...

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and saying to her, "You're next."
:Beer
 
LOL!! Man i don't think I would get far with the second one. :gr_hail:
 
I've hung out with Ray. He definately has more balls than guts...:gr_hail:
 

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