(Humming "we thee kings"}
WE three dicks to LVC came,
dont let our friends buy cars that are lame.
Springs and nitrous were poorly installed
Cruise dont work and interest has stalled
the nitwit now wants to sell the car.
Oh mark so sad with roof of rag
suspesion is worn, driven like a f-a-g.
should have listen to many, replaced the air bags.
now off to the internet to pawn off your rag.
We three dicks of LVC fame,
They think they hurt us by calling us names.
Little do they know we call each other same.
Call us dicks and pricks all day.
In reality they each are gay!
Who cares what thes fa-gg-ots have to say
Hiding in the dark pulling each others puds
Denying the fact their cars are duds.
Glorious is ours behold them rise
We weren't stupid we kept our air ride.
now your car sucks and you hate the ride.
not admitting your mistake is just foolish pride.
now run back to mommy, duck your head and hide.
that damned tommy is mean and snide...
WE three dicks to LVC came,
dont let our friends buy cars that are lame.
Springs and nitrous were poorly installed
Cruise dont work and interest has stalled
the nitwit now wants to sell the car.
Oh mark so sad with roof of rag
suspesion is worn, driven like a f-a-g.
should have listen to many, replaced the air bags.
now off to the internet to pawn off your rag.
We three dicks of LVC fame,
They think they hurt us by calling us names.
Little do they know we call each other same.
Call us dicks and pricks all day.
In reality they each are gay!
Who cares what thes fa-gg-ots have to say
Hiding in the dark pulling each others puds
Denying the fact their cars are duds.
Glorious is ours behold them rise
We weren't stupid we kept our air ride.
now your car sucks and you hate the ride.
not admitting your mistake is just foolish pride.
now run back to mommy, duck your head and hide.
that damned tommy is mean and snide...