Great Movie Quotes -

What you got that fancy suit for Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to!

Pope of Greenwich Village, Right after Paulie gets them fired from the club!
 
Hi All

Has anyone noticed no Cadillac owners have replyed to this thread, I geuss they are to busy repairing thier cars to watch movies :D

Anyway here's another to keep the thread alive :)

"You're living in a sewer Frank"

Regards

Dereck

PS Kbob you are right on both counts. :)
 
"Oh, you're the guys I hear breathing on the other end of my phone."

"No, that's the F.B.I. We're not chartered for domestic surveillance."

"Oh, I see. You just overthrow governments and set up friendly dictators."

"No, that's the C.I.A. We protect our government's communications, we try and break the other fellow's codes. We're the good guys"
 
"$h!t...charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets in the Indy 500. I took the mission. What the hell else was I gonna do? "
 
"They're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess." Die Hard

"Send more cops." Return of the Living Dead
 
mespock said:
Your dead Honey! as Sarah and a co-worker watch the New and hear the name Sarah Connor on the news.


Or my line - The Terminator knocks on the door - Sarah Connor - Yes.. is the reply... Bang Bang Bang.....
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yea the first sarah was no big deal, she was ugly anyway....LOL..but she had 2 kids, so that makes things worse.
you can tell I have no life if I can redite those lines so easily....LOL :Bang :Beer

there is the other quote from Simpsons...

Milhouse-I thought that war would never end. now, to sooth my head with an evening at Ford's theatre....
*door opens*
Oh, no! John Wilkes Booth!
Bart-Asta la vista, Abie!
*boys struggle, bart shoots*
Homer-C'mon, boy! Finish 'em off!
Bart-You're next, Chester A. Aurthur!
*miss Hoover grabs bart*
Unhand me, Yankee!
 
Smokey and the Bandit. Great writing. LMAO!!!

Buford T. Justice...

1) Oh, pardon me. For some reason you sounded a little taller on radio.

2) Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast, I'm in a god-damn hurry.

3) No Coozy is gonna leave me in no church. Decorating up a whole town, at the cost of forty dollars.

4) There's no way, no WAY that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth.

5) And that's nothing but pure and simple old-fashioned communism. Happens every time one of those dancers starts poontangin' around with those show folk phags.

6) Shut up! One sh it at a time!

7) Nobody but nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker.

And of course the Bandit...

1) Nice matching suits. It must have been a bitch to get a 69 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf.
 
"No more yanky my wanky. The Donger need food!" 16 Candles

"You could just make 10 louder"
"Yeah, but these go to 11" This is Spinal Tap


Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERF---R! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf----r. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a b--ch?
Brett: What?
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A B--CH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to f--k him like a b--ch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f--k him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f----d by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

"Evil will always prevail, because good is dumb" Spaceballs
 
Pulp Fiction

Jules: Oh man, I will never forgive yo ass for this. This is some f'ed-up, repugnant shiit.
Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits he's wrong, then he's automatically forgiven of that wrongdoing?
Jules: Man, get out of my face with that shiit. The motherfuucker who said that never had to pick up itty bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.

There r some more but they r really long.
 
From Caddyshack when Carl Spackler is talking about the Dalai Lama:

[font=Comic Sans MS,Sans-Serif]"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness."[/font] So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. "
 
Hi All

Wayhey!!! The movie quote thread is back :) As we have broken into a Quentin Tarantino theme how about;

For the past fifteen minutes now, you've been droning on with names. "Toby...Toby...Toby...Toby Wong...Toby Wong...Toby Chung...:q:q:q:qin' Charlie Chan.'I got Madonna's big dick outta my right ear and Toby Jap I-don't-know-what, outta my left ear.

Regards

Dereck
 
Hannibal Lector on the phone "I have to go now, I'm having a friend for dinner."
 
It's true, you are a good woman. But then again, you may be the antichrist.
 
91LSC SE said:
Hannibal Lector on the phone "I have to go now, I'm having a friend for dinner."
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Great Movie! and one of my favorite lines!!! :Beer

Here's one -
Buckaroo Banzai: It flies like a truck.
John Parker: Good. What is a truck?

Buckaroo Banzai: [R]emember, no matter where you go, there you are.

The Breakfast Club:
Richard Vernon: Now, this is the thought that wakes me up in the middle of the night: that when I get older these kids are gonna take care of me.

Carl: I wouldn't count on it.

Caddy Shack watched it last night!!

Sandy MacReedy: I want you to kill every gopher on the course.
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key.
Sandy MacReedy: Gophers! You great git! Not golfers! The little brown furry rodents!
Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even have to have a reason.


Carl Spackler: Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man free to kill gophers at will.


Ty Webb: I was born to love you,

I was born to lick your face,

I was born to rub you,

But you were born to rub me first.


Danny Noonan: I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life.
Ty Webb: What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards.
Danny Noonan: I notice you don't spend too much time there.
Ty Webb: I'm not sure where they are.


Danny Noonan: I gotta go to college. I gotta!
Ty Webb: Ahh, Danny, this isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia, is it?


Ty Webb: A flute with no holes is not a flute. And, a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.


Ty Webb: In one physical model of the universe, the shortest distance between two points is a straight line . . . in the opposite direction.


Al Czervik: Hey, everybody, we're all gonna get laid!


The Bishop: Ratfarts!
 
Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He WILL follow.

Raoul Duke, Fear and loathing in Las Vegas
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We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed it all for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really scared me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff soon enough.

Same person, same movie
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Hitchhiker: Hot damn! I never rode in a convertible before!

Raoul Duke: Is that right? Well... I guess you're about ready, then, aren't you?

Acosta: We're your friends. We're not like the others, man, really.

Raoul Duke: No more of that talk or I'll put the :q:q:q:qing leeches on you, understand?

Acosta: Heh heh heh...

Raoul Duke: Get in!
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If you've never seen the movie, your missing out on alot of the comdey traits of those quotes. Johnny Depp did a HELL of a job portraying Hunter in that movie. R.I.P. Hunter S Thompson.
 
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