Okay, I'll bite. Here's my lineup from what I can recall. I'm at work, so there will probably be stuff I forget:
Tools: PC7424, hand pump pressure sprayer (for degreasing the engine bay), garden hose, MF dread lock wash brush (going to zymol sponges in the spring), Uber MF towels that only touch paint and glass surfaces (30), waffle weave MF drying towel(1), misc. general use MF towels (a bunch), 2 bucket method with grit guard, LC CCS pads (6.5, 5.5 and 4 inch), fender brush from Target for the wheel wells, misc. brushes for wheels, California Blade (only until spring, when I pick up an electric leaf blower), Craftsman shop-vac.
Products:
Wash: Chemical Guys Citrus Wash and Gloss, sample of DP Extreme Foam, Meg's Gold Class
Claybar: Adam's grey, Meg's white, Mother's yellow (for wheels), Meguiar's Last Touch spray detailer for lube (gallon)
Polish: all 16 oz. sizes - Poorboy's SSR3, PB SSR2, Menzerna Intesive Polish, Menz. PO106FF, Menz. FPII, Meguiars PlastX, 3M Rubbing Compound
Glaze: CG's EZ Creme Glaze
Sealant: Klasse SG (Sample, thanks Kyle), Poorboy's EX-P
Wax: Poorboy's Natty's Red, Lusso Oro, Collinite 845 (Again, thanks Kyle), random cleaner waxes (meg's mirror glaze for example)
QD: FK425 <-- Possibly the BEST QD out there, Duragloss Aquawax
Wheels: S100 Total Cycle Cleaner, PB Wheel Sealant
Interior: Folex Carpet Cleaner, Meg's Quik Interior Detailer (nice matte finish), Duragloss Vinyl & Rubber Dressing, Simple Green
Glass: Stoners IG, Adam's Claybar (who needs Rain-X when you claybar your windshield?), Glass Science Rain Clear (Haven't used yet, picked it up at Walmart for 4 bucks.)
Trim: Stoner's More Shine
Tires: Meg's Hot Shine Gel, Stoner's More Shine, AA Extreme Shine, Surf City Beyond Black
Degreaser: Meg's Super Degreaser, Stoner's Tarminator
I'm sure I'm forgetting things, and I'm REALLY sure I don't want to add up what I've spent so far