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Debunking Evolution
Steve Farrell
Saturday, Jan. 14, 2006
Some humorous insight on the Intelligent Design vs. Evolution debate from Liberty Letters staff writer Tom Grafanino.
Come now, children....
Read about Her!
Scientism's Lovely Queen!
She explodes!....A Cloud of Gases....
Textbook Flatulence Pristine!
Yes, The Goddess has erupted...
Then with No Design in Mind,
Life appeared!
A Magik Wonder!
What a Scientific Find!
Quantum Vacuum Fluctuation!
Scientessa waved her wand!
Tiny atoms Bump 'n' Grinding...
Vital Signs!
(Dumb Lucky Bonds!)
No Intelligence was needed...
"Science" waved her Magik Stick!
What religion?
....Man, who needs it!
When She turns her Magik Trick!
Power Priests of Scientessa
Have convinced us that it's TRUE!
Pompous, Mindless Gas from Nowhere
Evolved into me and you!
**********
Trust us......This is NOT religion!
(It's "The Science Paradigm"... )
Gas appeared from out of Nowhere
Making Matter, Space and Time.
That's The Truth!
The Firm Foundation.
On this Magik Rock we'll stand!
It's The Mandatory Lesson:
Viruses becoming....Man!
You can trust this Grand Explosive,
Accidental, Passing Gas;
Scientessa's Priests agree now...
That's how all things came to pass!
We've got Faith in Mindless Matter
That exploded on the scene...
Undesigned and for no purpose...
Bow before The Gaseous Queen!
She says, "Accidents DO happen!"
DNA popped up in space...
Life emerged from Lifeless Gases.
In a Nut-shell....
That's Her case!
**********
Once again, son....
This IS Science!
We've got evidence galore!
And....(wink, wink)...
Son, we can prove it!
(Check your brain there at the door.)
**********
We repeat: No Mind was needed!
Man's a "Stumble in the Dark"!
Science Priests are quite Dog-matic...
(Up this tree they've come to bark!)
It's their Faith!
It's Fundamental!
It's the Wisdom of the Age!
Scientessa's Pilot Program...
Modernism's current rage!
Her Big Bang's The Explanation!
Gas Almighty!
Have you heard?
From now on...
There's No Discussion!
Science Priests, please....
Spread The Word!
Take The Message to the masses...
Sow The Seed both far and wide!
Goddess Prestidigitation
Takes us to King Darwin's side!
**********
Once again...We must remind you:
This is SCIENCE through and through!
Take The Goddess Great Commission...
Gaseous Gospel Truth
For you!
**********
Now The High Court's in agreement...
Son, we can't allow debate!
Take your superstitions elsewhere
Trust The Queen's Most Gaseous State!
She proclaims what's only Natural...
Naturally... we all agree!
Breaking Winds of Chance have shown us
Naturalism's Reverie!
Yes, we've followed through the desert
All the evidence allowed...
Truth....at last we have discovered
Wrapped in her Green Magik Cloud.
Chance 'n' Time have worked this Magik...
Science-stirred....
A potent brew!
Unintelligent Concoction
Has some great Designs on you!
Yes...Queen "Big Bang" is most worthy
Of the praise we've given her...
Golden Calves don't hold a candle
To her Passing Gases, sir!
Please come dance around her altar;
Make an off'ring....
(What a Gas!)
Modern Man's Creation Story....
Fairy Tales in Physics Class.
**********
Holy Moses!
Stop the presses!
What a story!....Have you heard?
Scientessa's Gas has brought us
To the Threshold of The Word.
Moral Law and Law of Nature,
Somehow hid inside a Cloud;
No one needs now stop at Nebo...
Where Gold Calves still draw a crowd!
You're invited...
Choose your Cloud now;
Follow one....
Just take your pick!
Choose between the Ancient Prophets
Or this Goddess Magik Trick.
**********
Lord, we wander through this desert;
Give us eyes to see, we pray...
We've chased after Scientessa....
Now it seems we've lost our way.
Please, Good Shepherd,
Lead us onward...
We still dance 'round Calves of Gold!
Moloch, Isis...Scientessa
Lured us into this dark fold.
We've been taken.....(!)
Through the Black Holes...
By String Theory....strung along;
Now her Quantum Leaps have left us
Singing her Black Magik Song.
Debunking Evolution
Steve Farrell
Saturday, Jan. 14, 2006
Some humorous insight on the Intelligent Design vs. Evolution debate from Liberty Letters staff writer Tom Grafanino.
Come now, children....
Read about Her!
Scientism's Lovely Queen!
She explodes!....A Cloud of Gases....
Textbook Flatulence Pristine!
Yes, The Goddess has erupted...
Then with No Design in Mind,
Life appeared!
A Magik Wonder!
What a Scientific Find!
Quantum Vacuum Fluctuation!
Scientessa waved her wand!
Tiny atoms Bump 'n' Grinding...
Vital Signs!
(Dumb Lucky Bonds!)
No Intelligence was needed...
"Science" waved her Magik Stick!
What religion?
....Man, who needs it!
When She turns her Magik Trick!
Power Priests of Scientessa
Have convinced us that it's TRUE!
Pompous, Mindless Gas from Nowhere
Evolved into me and you!
**********
Trust us......This is NOT religion!
(It's "The Science Paradigm"... )
Gas appeared from out of Nowhere
Making Matter, Space and Time.
That's The Truth!
The Firm Foundation.
On this Magik Rock we'll stand!
It's The Mandatory Lesson:
Viruses becoming....Man!
You can trust this Grand Explosive,
Accidental, Passing Gas;
Scientessa's Priests agree now...
That's how all things came to pass!
We've got Faith in Mindless Matter
That exploded on the scene...
Undesigned and for no purpose...
Bow before The Gaseous Queen!
She says, "Accidents DO happen!"
DNA popped up in space...
Life emerged from Lifeless Gases.
In a Nut-shell....
That's Her case!
**********
Once again, son....
This IS Science!
We've got evidence galore!
And....(wink, wink)...
Son, we can prove it!
(Check your brain there at the door.)
**********
We repeat: No Mind was needed!
Man's a "Stumble in the Dark"!
Science Priests are quite Dog-matic...
(Up this tree they've come to bark!)
It's their Faith!
It's Fundamental!
It's the Wisdom of the Age!
Scientessa's Pilot Program...
Modernism's current rage!
Her Big Bang's The Explanation!
Gas Almighty!
Have you heard?
From now on...
There's No Discussion!
Science Priests, please....
Spread The Word!
Take The Message to the masses...
Sow The Seed both far and wide!
Goddess Prestidigitation
Takes us to King Darwin's side!
**********
Once again...We must remind you:
This is SCIENCE through and through!
Take The Goddess Great Commission...
Gaseous Gospel Truth
For you!
**********
Now The High Court's in agreement...
Son, we can't allow debate!
Take your superstitions elsewhere
Trust The Queen's Most Gaseous State!
She proclaims what's only Natural...
Naturally... we all agree!
Breaking Winds of Chance have shown us
Naturalism's Reverie!
Yes, we've followed through the desert
All the evidence allowed...
Truth....at last we have discovered
Wrapped in her Green Magik Cloud.
Chance 'n' Time have worked this Magik...
Science-stirred....
A potent brew!
Unintelligent Concoction
Has some great Designs on you!
Yes...Queen "Big Bang" is most worthy
Of the praise we've given her...
Golden Calves don't hold a candle
To her Passing Gases, sir!
Please come dance around her altar;
Make an off'ring....
(What a Gas!)
Modern Man's Creation Story....
Fairy Tales in Physics Class.
**********
Holy Moses!
Stop the presses!
What a story!....Have you heard?
Scientessa's Gas has brought us
To the Threshold of The Word.
Moral Law and Law of Nature,
Somehow hid inside a Cloud;
No one needs now stop at Nebo...
Where Gold Calves still draw a crowd!
You're invited...
Choose your Cloud now;
Follow one....
Just take your pick!
Choose between the Ancient Prophets
Or this Goddess Magik Trick.
**********
Lord, we wander through this desert;
Give us eyes to see, we pray...
We've chased after Scientessa....
Now it seems we've lost our way.
Please, Good Shepherd,
Lead us onward...
We still dance 'round Calves of Gold!
Moloch, Isis...Scientessa
Lured us into this dark fold.
We've been taken.....(!)
Through the Black Holes...
By String Theory....strung along;
Now her Quantum Leaps have left us
Singing her Black Magik Song.