God is Only a Theory
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04_Sport_LS
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Don't know what Bible YOU are reading. Must be the version for idiot atheists
04_Sport_LS
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04_Sport_LS
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Drinking or toking again... are we?
04_Sport_LS
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"One toke over the line sweet Jesus, one toke over the line... 
04_Sport_LS
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Sitting downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line...
04_Sport_LS
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You are acting like a toddler, just trying to get attention.
At this point, I would rather be talking to Dude.
At this point, I would rather be talking to Dude.
04_Sport_LS
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Speaking of science... You DO understand that the star of Bethlehem was a comet??? Yes??? Somebody from Harvard did a thesis on it many years ago.
04_Sport_LS
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I can dig it back up if you want.
04_Sport_LS
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It's a few hundred pages. That should keep you busy.
TheDude
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Here, here.
Mark 16:17-18-17-18 The Message (MSG)
“These are some of the signs that will accompany believers: They will throw out demons in my name, they will speak in new tongues, they will take snakes in their hands, they will drink poison and not be hurt, they will lay hands on the sick and make them well.”drink poison and not be hurt.
after you 04.
you're toking too much.
i don't have the imaginary friend 04.
you think it'll save you?
it couldn't open the gate in a concentration camp.
you think it fell the walls of jericho and created everything.
apparently wood and wire are stronger than rock.
must be that newly edited version you are using.
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04_Sport_LS
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You are completely and intentionally twisting Scripture. "The Message" is one of the worst versions of the Bible.
Might as well use a children's version. Actually, it might help you understand the Bible. Because it is so dumbed down.
Might as well use a children's version. Actually, it might help you understand the Bible. Because it is so dumbed down.
04_Sport_LS
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The Bible is not some sort of "Magic Book"... when in truth it is a historical recording of past events.think it fell the walls of jericho and created everything.
apparently wood and wire are stronger than rock.
must be that newly edited version you are using.
We already covered "the walls of Jericho" a long time ago. By the Israelites marching around Jericho in different directions... It weakened the foundations of the walls. I can't make it any more simple than that for your limited understanding.
04_Sport_LS
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I'm sure Dude knows this better than you.
TheDude
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The Bible is not some sort of "Magic Book"... when in truth it is a historical recording of past events.
We already covered "the walls of Jericho" a long time ago. By the Israelites marching around Jericho in different directions... It weakened the foundations of the walls. I can't make it any more simple than that for your limited understanding.
The bible has magic elements in it, unless you believe magical gardens, people living 500+ years, people turning into salt pillars, literal giants, rivers turning to blood, fire breathing monsters, talking donkeys, people raising from the dead days later (I can go on...) is based on science? The parts that are based on historical events (wars and such) have been reinterpreted countless times over the millenniums. So who knows on the accuracy.
People marching a baker's dozen times around what was considered an impregnable massive stone wall, causing it to collapse, is not grounded in logic, it's myth.
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nothing historical in the bible.The Bible is not some sort of "Magic Book"... when in truth it is a historical recording of past events.
We already covered "the walls of Jericho" a long time ago. By the Israelites marching around Jericho in different directions... It weakened the foundations of the walls. I can't make it any more simple than that for your limited understanding.
it's made up 04.
this is why you look ridiculous using the bible to prove the bible.
when you actually have a PROVABLE argument, come back.
there is no super natural force of any kind.
thing can't even speak for itself and you all believe different things.
it's mental, as gervais puts it.
it's you who TWIST scripture to YOUR definitions.
you're an apologist for everything 04.
try questioning things and challenging them, instead of just blindly following and believing what your told.
which edited "WORD OF GOD" do you use then?
religion is a joke 04.
Mark 16:17-18
New International Version
17 And these signs will accompany those who believe: In my name they will drive out demons; they will speak in new tongues; 18 they will pick up snakes with their hands; and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all; they will place their hands on sick people, and they will get well.”Mark 16:17-18
King James Version
17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.
couple more of them.
how much poison have you drunk and how many people have you healed 04?
bet you haven't healed anybody 04.
science heals people.
not imaginary friends and prayer.